Wife Jokes

 

Q: Why does your wife have periods?

A: Because she deserve them.

Q: What is loud and obnoxious?

A: Your wife.

Q: How do you blind your wife?

A: Put a windshield in front of her.

Q: Why is life like a penis?

A: Your wife makes it hard!

Q: What book do wives like the most?

A: “Their husbands checkbook!”

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